My rad German grandma makes a mean fruitcake. It's chocked full of rum, eggs and milk. Rums, eggs and milk make my top 10 list of things disliked by yours truly. Close runner-ups include North Dakota as a whole, Guy Fieri, raisins, and terry cloth attire. Luckily, none of this is included in my fruitcake. I made the recipe up on the fly after scoping out the general ingredient ratio in all the boozey recipes. Ian MacKaye would be mildly impressed, certainly.
This is a 4-part recipe, which may seem a little terrifying - but in actuality, it's easy peasy, lemon squeezy.
3/4 cup pineapple juice
1 1-inch chunk of fresh ginger, peeled
Ingredients II
1/2 cup Medjool dates, chopped
1/2 cup glace cherries, chopped - I used obnoxious red, snot green is also an option
1/2 cup Calimyrna figs, chopped
1/2 cup dried apricots, chopped
1/2 cup dried candied citrus peel, chopped
1 cup nuts -- I used pecans, walnuts, and slivered almonds
Ingredients III
2 tbsp maple syrup or agave
1 cup almond milk
Vanilla -- I used 1 tbsp vanilla paste
Ingredients IV
2 1/4 cups white flour
2 1/2 tbsp. baking powder
2 "eggs" -- I used No Egg*
3/4 cup white sugar
1/4 tsp salt
Preheat your oven to 325F. Grease up a large bundt pan, 8x mini loaf pan, 1x 9" springform, or 2x 5" loaf pans.
Combine Ingredients I and let sit for 15+ minutes. In a large bowl, mix together all of Ingredients II and pour 1/2 cup of your pineapple-ginger mix in. Cover and let sit for an hour. This'll soften up everything and get it tasting real nice. Give it a mix half an hour in.
In a small bowl, mix together your Ingredients III and set aside.
In the same massive fruit-and-nut bowl, begin sifting your Ingredients IV over top, and give it a good mix. Everything should be coated nicely in the dry mix. If you're wondering why this is a thing, it's so that your fruit/nuts won't stick together and fall to the bottom whilst baking. Nobody likes clumpy nuts.
*If you're using an egg alt that isn't a dry mix, or requires liquid, shove the liquids in your Ingredients III bowl.
Finally, pour Ingredients III over everything and give it a good mix. Your batter's to be thick, and well mixed.
Place batter in your pan(s). A bit over 3/4 full will do. For smaller loafs, 30 minutes will do. Larger pans will take a bit longer. The toothpick test is your Based-Godsend here. In other words, your toothpick will come out dry, and the tops will be lightly browned.
Once fresh out the oven, brush your cake tops with your remaining pineapple juice. Let sit in the pans for another 15 minutes, brush again, and let sit 'til cool. Pop'um out, and wrap them up so they don't get gross.
A few days in these will taste best, but it's perfectly well and fine to dig in early.
That was a great recipe, and a lot of fun to bake. The cake was a big hit at my house. Me and my mom tried this recipe with different bread and fruits and it was amazing, it sure does disappear fast! The pudding made the whipped cream taste amazing.
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