Real 'nog is kinda fucked up. Drink cashews instead.
Method One
Ingredients
4 pitted medjool dates + 3/4 cup raw cashews, soaked in 1 can coconut milk for 30+ minutes
1/4 tsp freshly grated nutmeg
1/4 tsp cinnamon
1 tsp vanilla bean paste
1 cup water
optional - 1 tbsp agave
optional - dash of turmeric, for colour
Blend. (sorry pals, that's really all there is to it.) Add the one cup water last, and blend more to incorporate. Chill before drinking.
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More reminiscent to the So Delicious variety.
Method Two
Ingredients
1 ripe banana, chopped into coins
2 cups sweetened vanilla almond milk
1/4-1/2 tsp freshly grated nutmeg
1/4 tsp cinnamon
optional - dash of turmeric, for colour
Place chopped bananas on parchment paper and set in the freezer until frozen. Pop in a blender with remaining ingredients and blend until smooth. Serve ice cold.